We rag on Boomers for the reply-all emails but Millennials are a disaster when it comes to the “I didn’t know it was a group text” text to the whole group

Living her best life.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Candace Town.

Are we in the market for a new dog? Eh, maybe. Do I look at @petfinder routinely, regardless? Yes. And this dog, Frank, who is inmate 040655 at Ft. Campbell correctional is obviously not in shelter. He’s definitely doing hard time for a RICO offense.

T1: “I’m not playing with the wooden train tracks right now.” Me: Oh, is it getting boring? T1: “No, it’s just too much pressure.” Me: T1: Me: I feel this, friend